Sunday, November 18, 2018

Detective Tremble Bones

Hey guys, I though I'd give a funny test to my blog. please comment below if you think it works out.



Detective Tremble Bones, well what do I say,
He is so messed up, with all the loans he has to pay.
He isn't too responsible, neither is he smart,
He does not say excuse me when he lets out a fart.

Detective Tremble Bones, he is just too afraid,
Of bees and flies and a little pigtail braid.
Well I wonder, how he got this federal job,
Criminals shan't worry a bank they want to rob.

Detective Tremble Bones, with his specs upside down,
Oh how he looks, just like a funny clown.
This way he cannot find a thing,
Nor his angry wife or his lost wedding ring.

Detective Tremble Bones, with is neon green wig,
How the very day he bought it, it got stuck in a twig.
How it fell to the floor, and his face turned red,
For it revealed his bald shiny head.

Detective Tremble Bones, and his bad luck,
How in a whole of five years he hasn't made a buck.
How he looks like a clown with his hair in a twig,
How his face landed up at the back of a pig.

Detective Tremble Bones, well what do I say,
He is so messed up, with all the loans he has to pay.
He isn't too responsible, neither is he smart,
He does not say excuse me when he lets out a fart.

-parth  vora



4 comments:

  1. Wow! Very enjoyable read. You have been blessed with the talent to write eloquently and articulate your thoughts in such a mature yet youthful way. The topics you write on show great depth and width...Excited to see more of your writing and successes in life.

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  3. Laughed out loud. Awaiting more funny twists to your blog. Well done!

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