Officer Stupido Fail!!!!!

I got quite a few great comments on detective tremble bones and that is what inspired me to make another poem on a character I made up myself and if you read on it is bound to be cracking.

Well guys I'm back, to tell another ridonculuos tale,

Of Tremble Bones assistant, Officer Stupido Fail.

Well as the name says it, he wasn't quite that wise,

And from the position of an officer he couldn't seem to rise.

There wasn't one task that he could do,

Without breaking his back or catching the flu.

And being an officer I don't know how he landed up in jail,

It must be another most terrible fail.

He's 42 and he lives all alone,

He acts like a child even though he is grown.

He wants his candy every once in a while,

And to get it will run more than a mile.

He eats all his food in a gulp and slurp,

And doesn't forget to leave a courteous burp!!

Well that explains why he's 500 pounds,

And weighs as much as 45 hounds!!

Detective and officer make quite a pair,

One is too scared and One doesn't care.

They are never able to accomplish a task,

Or answer a question which you ask.

Well guys that's the end of  another ridonculuos tale,

Of Tremble Bones assistant, Officer Stupido Fail.

Well as the name says it, he wasn't quite that wise,

And from the position of an officer he couldn't seem to rise.

-Parth Vora